i just had the most exciting thought:
its summer now.
i can write more fanfiction.
I’M JUST SHOUTING TO EMPHASIZE MY POINT BUT I THINK THAT THE WHOVIANS SHOULD ALL MAKE A PACT THAT IF JOHN HURT TURNS OUT TO BE A LOST REGENERATION WE REFER TO HIM AS A LOST REGENERATION
THE DOCTORS ALL KEEP THEIR NAMES, NINE STAYS NINE, TEN STAYS TEN, TENTOO STAYS TENTOO (HE WAS TECHNICALLY AN ELEVENTH REGENERATION ANYWAY) AND ELEVEN STAYS ELEVEN
IT DOESN’T HAVE TO CHANGE
PROBLEM SOLVED
THE FANDOMS DECIDE THE TRUTH PEOPLE
WE ARE THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE STORY
(via benedict--cumberbitch)
Woke up to grey skies
And crows outside my window —
Couldn’t help remembering
They were once white,
Before they were singed
For someone else’s crimes.
(Today I’ll drink my coffee black,
And ignore any ill omens.)
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
(Source: jourdonnais, via procrastinationlord)
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
“HOOMANS, PLEASE HALP, HOOMANS!”
(via mickythesarcastic)
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
(via capecodekwassakwassa)
i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me
You’re such a silly goose!
(via capecodekwassakwassa)